Philippa Gregory: If I Ruled the World

Philippa Gregory is a British historical novelist with a particular interest in the Tudor period. Her novel The Other Boleyn Girl became a film starring Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman.

One law I would pass:

A law against parental neglect to improve the protection of children from abuse. And to oblige society to educate children well, ensure they are fed and clothed, and give every child a chance in life.

Whom I would ennoble:

I really wouldn't ennoble anyone. It enforces the innate English snobbery. I would immediately abolish all Lord Mayors.

One thing I would ban:

Any transport with a fuel engine. The world was a cleaner, better, slower place before the motor car, and it should take six weeks to get to America.

Whom I would exile to Siberia:

Rude people, bossy people, unkind and shouty people. People who mess up public spaces with litter and noise.

Where I would build my palace:

It's there already – Windsor Castle (so much nicer when I have banned aeroplanes).

The book every child would have to read:

The works of James Thurber to see how silly and funny adults secretly are.

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